I am so very, very, very, very glad to be home. I’d write about it, but the wounds are still too fresh.
The food was a hit, the children all loved Chico, and we made it out of there in one piece. I really am not so fond of children who aren’t my own. Especially in large quantities. But despite that, this seems like nice, if terribly loud and rambunctious, bunch of kids.




Whenever someone tells me that they want to be a preschool teacher, I back away slowly. Srsly. Could NEVER do it.
have you see this site?
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
self-explanatory, really. i was quite pleased with my score. let me know how you do. x
Hey, not bad–I can take on 20 kids! What a great ego boost
Anarchy in the Pre-K!!!! Hilarious title
Sorry your delicate sensibilities were shaken by a posse of 4 year olds. I’ve been there, done that several times. Kids, man. Kids.
Delicate sensibilities nothin’, those kids tried to keeel me
I was on a kid-sized chair holding Chico after reading a book when all three thousand (or 19) of them swarmed me! It was terrifying